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DEFINITION: Bouncing breasts that get you into trouble because you're not supposed to look at them; often attached to females, but not always...
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Discomboobulating
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He found it very discomboobulating watching passersby on the beach
Etymology: discombobulate + boobs
Udderdistraction
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: Udder-dis-traction
Sentence: I drove into the phone pole because she was grazing through the field with out her shirt on. It was an udderdistractions
Etymology:
Juggornot
Created by: sarene
Pronunciation: jug-or-not
Sentence: he wore jeans that could barely conceal the butt-crack, and a mesh wife-beater, highlighting his juggornots. Small children cried when they saw them, and adults tried hard, but could not look away. Overall, my third-worst online-dating experience.
Etymology: derived from Juggernauts- large, overpowering, often destructive objects. A physical manifestation of the pink elephant in the room.
Tattlers
Created by: alecstevenson
Pronunciation: Tatt-lers
Sentence: He always cleared his cache after surfing the net, but then one day to his horror, his wife found a jpg of some enormous tattlers.
Etymology: Tits that tattle on you.
